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50 Awful Things About The Illuminati [Apr. 27th, 2004|05:18 pm]
[mood |contemplativecontemplative]
[music |Sweet Dreams-Marilyn Manson]

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There are many Illuminated groups, with different kinds of secret knowledge. Anything you might say about them (including this) will be false for some of the Illuminati, but true for others, which only adds to the confusion and mystery.

The Illuminati infiltrate and take over organizations of all kinds, from churches to the post office to the corner grocery store, and turn them to their own ends.

And, just as a black joke, some of their subject organizations advertise themselves as Secret Societies.

They have agents and "sleepers" planted everywhere. Many of these people have no idea who they are really reporting to. Others are active members of the conspiracy, working their way ever deeper into the fabric of society.

They control the schools in order to make sure that young people learn to enjoy strange tuneless music and weird outlandish games, and that they dress oddly.

They also try to recruit the best and the brightest young people as agents, to insure the next generation of the Conspiracy.

They constantly feud among themselves and war with other groups and organizations. Each group of Illuminati is constantly striving to increase its power base and undermine the competition.

Their first means of dealing with opposition is to buy it off. To any group as rich as the Illuminati, a few million dollars are nothing.

Next they try threats. Danger to possessions, status or loved ones has dissuaded many a would-be foe of Illuminati schemes.

And, of course, murder is an ancient political weapon. The Illuminati have been responsible for some of the most shocking assassinations of modern times.

They also replace people with doubles. For many years they recruited look-alikes who would serve their ends. Now they are perfecting cloning technology that will let them replace anybody.

Those who can't be dealt with any other way are discredited or driven mad.

The Illuminati conspiracy is hundreds, if not thousands, of years old. Many of the most famous names of history have been Illuminated, or Illuminati agents. Indeed, all of history is nothing more than an outside view of the schemes and struggles of the Illuminati.

And, of course, the Illuminati are constantly rewriting history to serve their own goals. For instance, modern schoolchildren are taught that there is no historical evidence of Jesus Christ, and they learn nothing about the Russo-German War or the state of Arcadia.

They control the news media, so you hear what they want you to about today's news. Any event that doesn't fit in with their program will be quickly hushed up.

In particular, they control television. They don't permit intelligent shows to survive; they encourage mind candy that will keep people from thinking. The only reason good shows are permitted to appear at all is to convince intelligent people that nobody else likes such material, and that there must be something wrong with them.

The Illuminati manipulate the stock market and control currencies on an international level. Your paycheck is worth just what the Illuminati want it to be.

Likewise, the entire "energy crisis" is an Illuminati invention. There's no shortage of energy, of a dozen different kinds, but plentiful free energy might threaten the Illuminated power base.

The Illuminati are doing their best to hold back the space program, for the same reason. If mankind was spread out through the solar system, they'd be much harder to control. [Not all the Illuminati agree on this. Some of them lust after the mineral wealth of space, and some want (literally) new worlds to conquer..

And some of them are in touch with aliens from outer space. Some of them ARE aliens. Why would "advanced beings" want to meddle with the affairs of Earthlings? Good question.

Worse, some of them have actual magical powers and are in league with forces from ... elsewhere. Great huge beings that are madness to look upon, or tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark corners. They have pins and dolls; they know old names.

Other Illuminati have embraced technology. Their files of information are much more useful when backed by the power of the computer. They are also conditioning everyone to believe that computers are so complicated and dangerous that only the Experts should play with them. Next time you get an electric bill for $666,666.66, you know who's behind it.

And some of these technophiles have gone a step farther, creating actual machine intelligences. These sentient computers are now, themselves, a force amoung the ruling Illuminati.

The Illuminati don't like war; it's expensive and wasteful. War only happens when two groups of Illuminati are very evenly matched and neither is willing to negotiate. But then they whip a few nations into a patriotic fervor and go at it.

They send secret messages through the newspapers and airwaves -- in the classified ads, and even buried in news reports. They have other, even stranger forms of secret communications ... all around you, all the time.

They keep everyone -- yes, everyone -- under constant surveillance. Every time you fill out another questionnaire, you're weaving another strand of the net that binds the world.

They are working to make the law as confusing as possible, so everything will be illegal or potentially illegal -- then they have a hold on everybody and everyone will fear the laws.

They encourage resistance to authority among young people and political dissidents, to distract government attention from the real enemy within.

But when they reach a satisfactory level of control, they turn their efforts toward extinguishing independence and encouraging mindless obedience to whatever orders come from the Illuminati or their servants.

They commit random atrocities -- poisoning food at grocery stores, murdering old blind ladies, sniping on the freeway -- just to make people vaguely confused, frightened and paranoid.

They suppress inventions which might change the status quo. The 100-mile-a-gallon carburator, the perfect contraceptive, and the cornucopia plant are all lying in Illuminati vaults, waiting for the day when it will suit the Secret Masters to release them. What happened to the inventors? Bought off, intimidated, or just vanished.

On the other hand, they also maintain secret laboratories where they develop new weapons and devices of all kind.

Their arcane investigations cause all sorts of mysteries. Ever wonder about the Loch Ness Monster? The "cattle mutilations?" The Oregon Crud.

And they require hundreds of human victims every year for their experiments. Ever wonder why there are so many Missing Persons reports, and why so few of those people are found.

They are constantly experimenting with new types of mind control. They put drugs in drinking water, flash subliminal messages during movies and TV shows, and play instructions that you can't quite hear over supermarket loudspeakers. They experiment with microwaves and ultra-low-frequency devices, too.

And every wire in your house is a potential pathway for Illuminati messages, attacks or controlling rays. Did you ever stop to think just how many wires lead to your house? And do you have any idea where they really come from?

Naturally, they discourage investigation of the strange and unusual, because it might lead to them. But they encourage people to joke about the Illuminati.

They also publish supermarket tabloids, just to make sure that everybody thinks "Hitler's Brain Is Alive!" and "Bigfoot Seen In Hawaii" are just jokes.

And they encourage the craziest pseudo-science "researchers" they can find, because this tends to discredit legitimate investigators into the unusual.

A popular belief is that the Illuminati want power for its own sake. This is true of some of them. But other Illuminated groups exist to support an ideology, to achieve a particular goal, or simply to oppose some other group of Illuminati.

One of their chief preoccupations is life extension by any means possible. Nobody who has held ultimate power for fifty years is eager to let it go. Anything you can think of ... yoga, cryonics, body-exchange, magic, cloning, goat (or other) glands, transfusions, computerized personality duplication ... has been tried by the Illuminati at one time or another. And some of them work.

Furthermore, powerful Illuminati from past centuries lie waiting to be revived when science allows it. Mummies, pickled corpses, frozen bodies, conscious brains in jars ... you would recognize the names if we could mention them.

You're not cleared for this one.

They use disease as a weapon to discipline their own populations or destroy competing ones. Black Death in Europe, smallpox among the American Indians ... The swine flu, a few years ago, was thwarted by opposing forces, or you probably wouldn't be reading this.

They have a variety of unhuman and inhuman servants. The dreaded Men in Black are perhaps their best-known agents. No one knows whether the MIBs are androids, golems, or something even worse. Perhaps they were once human...

And they really are breeding a Master Race. The Nazis had no idea how they were being used, or why. And they'd be horrified at the Illuminati's idea of perfection.

The Illuminati know weird sexual techniques undreamed of in the Kama Sutra. They also know why those techniques are used.

The next time you spend too much money to buy something you didn't want or need, and it breaks in a week, you can be sure you've just contributed to an Illuminati fund-raising project.

They start chain letters. They also plant rumors that the Red Cross can buy an iron lung if you send them a million cigarette packages, and that dying children in England want ten million business cards. No one knows why they do this.
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Read... [Apr. 26th, 2004|07:52 pm]
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |Dance with the Devil-Immortal Technique]

The way the government downplays historical facts
'Cuz the United States sponsored the rise of the 3rd Reich
Just like the CIA trained terrorists to the fight
Build bombs and sneak box cutters onto a flight
When I was a child, the Devil himself bought me a mic
But I refused the offer, 'cuz God sent me to strike
With skills unused like fallopian tubes on a dyke
My words'll expose George Bush and Bin Laden
As two separate parts of the same seven headed dragon
And you can't fathom the truth, so you don't hear me
You think illuminati's just a fuckin conspiracy theory?
That's why Conservative racists are all runnin' shit
And your phone is tapped by the Federal Government
So I'm jammin' frequencies in ya brain when you speak to me
Technique will rip a rapper to pieces indecently
Pack weapons illegally, because I'm never hesitant
Sniper scoping a commission controllin the president


Father, forgive them, for they don't know right from wrong
The truth will set you free, written down in this song
And the song has the Cause of Death written in code
The Word of God brought to life, that'll save ya soul..

Save ya soul motherfucker...save ya soul..

I hacked the Pentagon for self-incriminating evidence
Of Republican manufactured white powder pestilence
Marines Corps. flat (?) vest, with the guns and ammo
Spittin' bars like a demon stuck inside a piano
Turn a Sambo into a soldier with just one line
Now here's the truth about the system that'll fuck up your mind
They gave Al Queda 6 billion dollars in 1989 to 1992
And now the last chapters of Revelations are coming true
And I know a lot of people find it hard to swallow this
Because subliminal bigotry makes you hate my politics

But you act like America wouldn't destroy two buildings
In a country that was sponsoring bombs dropped on our children
I was watching the Towers, and though I wasn't the closest
I saw them crumble to the Earth like they was full of explosives
And they thought nobody noticed the news report that they did
About the bombs planted on the George Washington bridge
Four Non-Arabs arrested during the emergency
And then it disappeared from the news permanently
They dubbed a tape of Osama, and they said it was proof
"Jealous of our freedom," I can't believe you bought that excuse
Rockin a motherfucking flag don't make you a hero
Word to Ground Zero
The Devil crept into Heaven, God overslept on the 7th
The New World Order was born on September 11

And just so Conservatives don't take it to heart
I don't think Bush did it, 'cuz he isn't that smart
He's just a stupid puppet taking orders on his cell phone
From the same people that sabotaged Senator Wellstone
The military industry got it poppin' and lockin'
Looking for a way to justify the Wolfowitz Doctrine
And as a matter of fact, Rumsfeld, now that I think back
Without 9/11, you couldn't have a war in Iraq
Or a Defense budget of world conquest proportions
Kill freedom of speech and revoke the right to abortions
Tax cut extortion, a blessing to the wealthy and wicked
But you still have to answer to the Armageddon you scripted
And Dick Cheney, you fuckin leech, tell them your plans
About building your pipelines through Afghanistan
And how Israeli troops trained the Taliban in Pakistan
You might have some house niggaz fooled, but I understand
Colonialism is sponsored by corporations
That's why Halliburton gets paid to rebuild nations
Tell me the truth, I don't scare into paralysis
I know the CIA saw Bin Laden on dialysis
In '98 when he was Top Ten for the FBI
Government ties is really why the Government lies
Read it yourself instead of asking the Government why
'Cuz then the Cause of Death will cause the propaganda to die..
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Pictures [Mar. 27th, 2004|09:49 pm]
[mood |tiredtired]
[music |Victory Freestlye-C-Change]

Heres some random pictures of where I live. Its really really boring here. Im going to the mall next week to go buy a bunch of stuff. Gotta drive thress hourse just to go.







This up above.. Is called the road to no where
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New House [Mar. 27th, 2004|09:37 pm]
[mood |accomplishedaccomplished]
[music |Ruuf Ryders Anthem-Ruff Ryders]

Heres some pictures of the house. Theres four rooms upstairs and the basement has a game room, laundry room and a 2 in 1 bedroom(two rooms put together but wit a wall half way in between them it looks cool.)



Kitchen





This would be the room I was talking about




Living Room


God. I have to paint this house another colour. Thank god it isnt egg shell white lol like they said it would be.
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long time [Mar. 11th, 2004|09:46 am]
[mood |boredbored]
[music |freek a leek- petey pablo]

right now im in class and its so god damn boring... anyways.. jus wanted to ask if anyone knows any good PS2 games cause I gotta get some new ones soon..for my brother so dont watch that.. pls tell me some games.. it would help lots...
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(no subject) [Mar. 1st, 2004|07:54 pm]
[mood |awakeawake]
[music |TNT- AD/DC]

I love my pets:P



Ballaver




Buster




Dakota




My baby Gunner. He aint a baby no more. Nine years old and about a hundred and fifty pounds




Sky




Spike




Newest to the family.. Zeus




Buster and Jay




Peppei


There are about four more cats and three more dogs more pictures of the others later


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Pictures [Mar. 1st, 2004|04:26 pm]
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |unpretty-tlc]

This is how mich snow we've gotten









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yah.... [Feb. 29th, 2004|09:03 pm]
[mood |annoyedannoyed]
[music |Put that women first-Jahiem]

I cant get rid of this damn flu. Things have been alright so far. I finally got back into school.*thank god* This school fucking sucks. Because my skin colour isnt white im looked down on. It bothers me to a point but I thought that this dispute was already settled how many years ago? Well I guess thats what you get for being the only coloured person out of three to five hundred people. I live in the middle of no where. Cape Breton. Where I live theres about three hundred people or less and my school has two hundred and fifty eight people. It does suck being the only coloured person but I dont care as long as im in school. We've had so much snow in the last couple of weeks. About ten feet of snow.... I shall have pictures posted soon to show you what im talking about. going out now. hopefully gettin crunked. later
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Yhup [Feb. 20th, 2004|03:04 pm]
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Turn Me On- Kevin Lyttle]

Well i've been busy the last couple of days or so with everyones bullshit..Actually, its been interesting. For the last three days we have has a blizzard... The only thing I can see outside is just the top of my car sticking up out of the snow. There's atleast four feet of it.. It's not to cold just really really windy. Winter sucks. Katerina is still in critical condition but it doing better.. It's a shame what happened to her because she had nothing to do with it. Since im only getting to know my father, there has been some fights. Today I was talking to him about a bunch of stuff. We were watching a show about these people in prison and why there there and what they have been doing. He was going on about how he's been to jail before.. That started an argument. I told him that if I was still around him and he went to jail I would leave.. O well don't even matter. Anyways... I've decided to throw out my entire wardrobe and go out and start all over again. I have to buy a new car and maybe a new house... This should all be some what unmanageable... Well.. Better get going.. See what I can waste some more money on.
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Ughhh [Feb. 19th, 2004|03:42 pm]
[mood |annoyedannoyed]
[music |Heads High-Mr.Vegas]

Ughh... that is all I have to say to describe the past week or so..... Being sick is a real bitch and when there are people around you who you hate...grrr.. Not like anything can get worse.. One of my bestfreidns got shot on valentines day. hopefully she is going to be ok... anyways.. food is calling out so b back later to post yet another entry.
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